The other day I was on the couch on tumblr scrolling through an abundance of lesbian porn, when I say under my breath “I follow too many lesbians.”
He started to crack up.
i’M READING ABOUT GOATS IN MYTHOLOGY/FOLKLORE AND I FOUND OUT IN THE MIDDLE AGES GOATS ‘WERE SAID TO WHISPER LEWD SENTENCES IN THE EARS OF SAINTS’ AND I JUST
NOW IT ALL MAKES SENSE
I was wondering when people were going to realize that “you breed with the mouth of a goat” means “you talk dirty when you fuck.”
THAT MAKES SO MUCH SENSE OH MY GOODNESS
I dreamt there was a girl with a shadowed face that you couldn’t see, black hair, long with bangs. Navy coat & skirt with stockings and showed between her skirt and knees. She was standing right above me, so fucking creepy. When I “woke up” (not sure if I was dreaming really or actually awake yet) she moved to against my door that’s open against the wall. Just standing there. When I finally get my phone light to work, she’s not there anymore. Pretty sure it was the color/lightness-darkness differences of the boxes pushed against the door…
That was seriously on of the scariest things that’s happened to me in a long time. And of course Caleb’s not home yet. Ughhhh.