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27 yrs old

Portland, OR

Married.

I like stuff. You might like the same stuff. Let's see.

Who I Follow
  • Dog: WAT DOING
  • Me: Nothing. I just stood up.
  • Dog: WHERE GO
  • Me: I'm literally walking 3 feet away. I'm not even leaving the room.
  • Dog: CAN I COME
  • Me: I mean sure but I'm literally just-
  • Dog: I COME TOO
  • Dog: WAT DOING
  • Me: I need to open this door.
  • Dog: I HALP
  • Me: No but you're in front of the door. Move please.
  • Dog: I HALP
  • Me: Sigh.
  • Dog: WHERE GOING
  • Me: I am going right back to the exact place I was sitting a second ago.
  • Dog: CAN I COME
  • Me: Sure.
  • Dog: I SIT IN LAP
  • Me: No please don't you are-
  • Dog: I SIT IN LAP
  • Me: No there's no room and-
  • Dog: LAP
  • Me: No, sit on the floor and I'll pet you.
  • Dog: RIGHT HERE
  • Me: That's literally on top of my leg.
  • Dog: IT'S PERFECT PET ME
  • Me: I am petting you. One second, let me just grab my glass-
  • Dog: PET ME PET ME PET ME PET ME
  • Me: I literally am petting you, I just needed a drink-
  • Dog: PET ME PET ME PET ME PET ME
  • Me: I AM
  • Dog: I SIT IN LAP
  • Dog: PET ME PET ME PET ME
  • Dog: HOLD SLOBBER TOY
  • Dog: SNEEZE IN UR FACE
  • Me: .......

iamsmallcat:

the last one killed me

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snowglakes:

im all about having more body posi media but not when the message is “boys like curvy girls” because who fucking cares what boys like

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Faith 47.

thecommonraven:

sassysinglelady:

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  compliments don’t get people killed. 

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Today’s hike.

Today’s hike.

Asker bestbrit Asks:
Ahhhh they're sooooooo good. One of my fav bands. I'm bummed I can't go, but I saw them in March and they were seriously incredible. I'd seen them once before and it was awful, so I'm glad they redeemed themselves haha
backtosize backtosize Said:

Well the redemption def sounds good. I think i love them so much cause they kinda remind me of have heart and holy shit they are my #1 hardcore band. Haha. I have to keep my eye out to see if they come up here. Which, also! Still hoping you have a chance to make it up here to check it out. I’m still down to be a little tour guide and such. Haha. Hopefully a sweet hardcore show is going down at that time.

Bus couture. Scarf-vest for the win.

sassy-gay-justice:

I’m terrible.

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wkdart:

my-name-is-long:

pricklybangbang:

today at work i asked a customer if he wanted french vanilla creamer with his coffee and he said no because he wanted the “heterosexual” creamer instead and it just blows my mind that straight people say shit about how queer people “force our sexuality on them” because i have never met a single queer person who has done something like assign a sexuality to coffee creamer

what does heterosexual creamer even mean

no homogenized milk

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